Trump disparaging a former female Secretary of State?!?! I’m so shocked my cock just blew off, turned into a penis drill missle and burrowed itself deeply into my brain, killing me.

With how scarce Melania has been since the convention, I wonder if she is “allowed” to speak for herself. I know Trump tends to do a lot of projecting, so perhaps we should have foreseen this when he went after the Khan family.

Maybe it means we’ll be able to quantify what’s been unsaid fo generations.

At least half his voters are for him because they wanna see what would happen if you elected a lunatic to the highest office in the land. Sort of the bull-in-a-china-shop scenario. We all have self-destructive urges within us, suicidal impulses (I assume this is why people base jump and climb Mt. Everest) & Trump is…

i miss the old jezebel

Well, her father has been campaigning for Hillary the past couple of weeks, so it’s time for Ivanka to get with the program.

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

I don’t think anybody who reads here regularly was wondering.

LOL, Right on.

I’m a happy and quiet agnostic usually, but this election has just made me want to climb to the highest rooftop and shout “I DON’T KNOW ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, AND I LIKE IT THAT WAY!!”

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

It’ll be half-hour segments of Grandpa Joe smoking ditch weed while rocking aviators in a camaro. Uncle Tim will continually remind him to wear his seatbelt while breaking into intermittent harmonica solos. They’ll occasionally prank call Boehner and make friendship bracelets for Obama.

What I never understand is why they want those old jobs back. I’ve had jobs adjacent to several forms of manufacturing, and even at the tail end of the century when the places were mostly clean and there was a reasonable amount of safety measures, the jobs kind of sucked.

I want new jobs in new things. I want a world…

I’ve always sort of believed that the importance of calling people out on shitty behavior isn’t so much about changing shitty people’s shitty behavior. It’s more about the rational people who don’t know who or what to believe that stay out of the convo but are watching for the sidelines. They can still be saved. So…

But we’re young so that means we have no idea what we’re talking about! We’re just whiny and and too sensitive and we “don’t know how the world works.”

I have PCOS and, thus, higher androgen levels than the average woman.

For me, it was another way to meet people. I joined a bunch of clubs but still had trouble making friends outside of my dorm, so when my roommate suggested we rush, I was down. I wasn’t hazed and greek life wasn’t a big deal on campus, so maybe that’s why I don’t think sororities are so bad. Some of it was ridiculous,…

They. Use. Comic. Sans.

Half seems pretty low. I’ve worked in ad agencies for 18 years and I would say every woman has experienced sexual harassment at least once. I’ve been lucky to work all over the world but along with that has come some incredible instances - from blatant sexual grabbing, to disgraceful comments or just being locked out…

Also, Joe Biden! Today! Tweeted this picture! For Obama’s 55th Birthday!