This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

Sounds more like he’s a citizen of the Republic of Gilead to me.

Hillbillies love that tune?

I know, right? So what if it is “pandering” to women. The movies have been pandering to any guy who will pay them for decades.

Yeah, it may not be a pleasant word, but you’d think they’d know how to spell ‘Klansman’.

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Steak, darling! Oh you had that for lunch? Well um no worries. I could run to the store and maybe get the fixins for lasagna? No you’re right. That does sound too heavy for this heat. I don’t know what I was thinking! I’m so sorry. Well I know you’re hungry. Why don’t I whip you up a sandwich and you and the kids can…

As much I hate to admit it. She has some points. Feminism has caused women to be unhappy because we’re actively ignoring some of the fundamental differences between men and women. Now before you beer guzzling, gas pumping, plant eating lesbians jump down my throat-hear me out!

BECAUSE CHRISTIAN VALUES!!!!!

Pam Bondi: “I was defending the constitution”

I have to say, my vageen is pretty pleased by Clinton's remarks. The Kegels I did before voting for her really paid off.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.