That Metroid run was such a goddamn buzzkill.

I hope they enjoy getting ragged on for launching a female medic looking support class that has cyber angel wings.

Well poop.

The existential horror of being a kid now

We must, however, acknowledge, as it seems to me, that Inklings with all his noble qualities... still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.

Not a “shot”, and I nominate it for shittiest camerawork of the year. I have a headache and am nauseous after watching that thing. The only way it could have been worse is to have been shot in portrait mode. 

I love her outfit in this game, and I’m glad her amiibo has her in it instead of the pink dress, unlike the Tetra amiibo.

I got a pre-order in this morning, and I’m already having second thoughts. This launch lineup is... really not super great. I’ve got some thinking to do. I would really love a special edition console...

“I’m more worried about the Packers defense than the Packers offense.”

This sounds like the plot to a video game... maybe Shin Megami Tensei V?

I’m pretty sure Zelda will be delayed after Jason starts playing it.

I’ll be honest, when the camera was above street level and you couldn’t see any pedestrians the first thing I noticed was the New Donk City sign. I saw that and thought that it sounded like something you’d see in an Earthbound/Mother game. I got very excited for about 3 seconds.

Now let’s hope this stops Nintendo from censoring Fire Emblem Warriors, Tokyo Mirage Sessions, Senran Kagura, Neptunia, and all my other favorite Japanese games when they come over.

Actually, this would be cool. And wild. Mostly wild.

I assume that will be in the fall collection.

But does it come with a key fob that declares “I have POC friends” ...?

loved this game sadly my CD got messed up bad back then so i could never finish it but my Shogo CD that was with was EPIC. Like i feel that was the first official form of Titan Fall.

Platinum has an A team and Z team, most of their “let’s shit this out to make money” is the Z team.

I demand more local multiplayer. There aren’t nearly enough games with couch co-op.

After Platinum dropped a TMNT game with no local multiplayer I stopped paying as much attention to their future projects. I just feel like they are losing their touch.