I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Dems already lost the ability to filibuster anything. Thanks to their shortsightedness and their naive assumption that they’d be in power forever, they gave away the farm.

If they can charge high school kids in a consensual relationship, they can charge this douche canoe.

Would you mind paying off your massive pension debt before you leave?

If inline sixes are all but dead, someone should tell BMW.

Does the word “ironic” mean anything to you?

Lol. Tax refund. That’s a good one.

Sure it can. All you need is for all the people in the states whose voices would be drowned out by New York, California, and Illinois to ratify it. Good luck with that.

Your argument that it’s based on an “outdated algorithm” is great if it were in a vacuum. However, your right to assemble, free speech, etc. are also based on the same document. We don’t get to pick and choose which ones we want to enforce. Either we follow the Constitution in its entirety, or you better get to work…

#NotAllGrays

I love me some Foxtrot Alpha.

These are the kinds of important issues we elected these Senators to handle. Fine job.

This is the part where they tell you that the stadium will bring jobs and tourism, magically increase the tax base, and somehow lead to economic growth in the future. That roughly translates to “we were promised some sweet kickbacks from the NFL and team owners and we’d really like you to pay for that so we can…

Perhaps a learning disability in middle school doesn’t mitigate your involvement or responsibility in helping your husband murder 49 people.

I’m speaking about the author of this post.

Sweet! Now I can pay nearly twice the price of the Hellcat for “bragging rights”. I’m happy to be stupid and not like money.

These comments should be lovely. You just expressed a genuine and heartfelt religious thought, so you will be made to feel like a backwards idiot by all the militant atheists who, ironically, don’t understand they are acting just as bad as the militant Christians they make fun of.

How about I don’t tell you what’s moral in your life, and you do the same?

Thanks for the faux sympathy. This might be a shock to you, but children are individuals and respond to things differently. What might work for one child might not work for another. You can assert that spanking is abuse all day long, but you’d be legally wrong. If you can’t see the distinction between spanking and…

That’s quite a range. This is like when the cable guy says he’ll be here between 8:00 AM and 5:00 PM. It doesn’t provide a lot of useful information.

I long for the heady days of Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen’s romantic chemistry.

Oh come on. They are actors who are, by definition, playing the role of someone they are not. If we take your premise to it’s absurd conclusion, then every character would have to be played by their real-life self. Can’t have a non-dictator play Fidel Castro in the biopic. Oh and he has to be Cuban. Oh, and we can’t…