They defiantly are nothing like those stern German VW folks. That’s for sure.

There is no color too outrageous for a Dodge fanboy/girl. Fanperson. Fan... Just fan.

This gets my vote easily. Especially in neon.

How about Betty Beaver in Upstate NY??? We stumbled on this station while on the way to Montreal and had decided to stop for some fuel off of the normal Interstate stops.... this is just one of many entertaining signs festooned around the stop.

I mean. . . come on now.

Lincoln LS

They should just paint their test mules in vantablack. 

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The stickers on the tires are so Stance Nation.

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.

Money-shift.

Yeah that sounds like something someone who would flee Japan if he was released on bail would say.