The problem is that a comedian should not host the golden globes. No one can take a joke. Everyone wants him to be simultaneously more funny and less offensive. We should see if we can get that north korean reporter in the pink to just read the results for you people.

I can’t tell if she’s pandering to the people of Kentucky or fans of Mumford & Sons.

It looks like she’s playing Air Violin on the Classical Edition of Guitar Hero

I might vote for her once she learns how to be a human being and not a pandering alien trying to figure out human emotions.

Now I’ve seen it all. High-fallutin’ white people playing air lute.

Once you make a bunch of shit up that puts people in a negative spotlight/gets them death threats, I imagine they are less likely to be sensitive to your plight.

Nice to see that everyone is handling this delicate subject with grace and sensitivity.

From the WaPo:

Hmmm, again, HUGE difference on this site between how this woman is treated and how Cosby’s accusers are treated. Jezzies are desperate to dismiss this woman and also desperate to believe Cosby’s accusers.

Either you support rape victims or you do not. That includes when the rapist is someone you admire, and the victim is someone you might not want to get coffee with. You still support the victim, and you fucking believe what they say.

Let’s face, when it came to Bill Clinton, feminists and liberals punted. It was a disgrace.

I usually try to lay off Clinton while commenting here (this is a new burner,) but this audio of her laughing about the tricks she used to get a likely child rapist off the hook has really soured me on her. I used to be fine with the idea of voting for her if Bernie didn’t get the nomination; now, I really can’t…

“What did she call you?!”

Fully autonomous as in I get in my car and it takes me to wherever I want to go, regardless of weather conditions?

What you still have an old Models S? We’re on the Model X now, try to keep up.

You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even when the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, 6 teenagers will die every day for a year from car accidents (like in 2013 – CDC stats), nobody panics. Because it’s all part of the plan. But when I say one whack job…

From my cold dead hands

You do realize that the number of gun related deaths, compared to the number of guns in the US is a TINY number, right? Millions of guns are probably never even fired in anger in their useable functional lifetimes, just some range target practice, and long periods of idle storage.

Before you blame the gun, take a look at the person using the gun first. Outlawing guns will not eliminate evil behavior, it will just force them to choose another weapon.