This is delightful and actually very kind to Trump. No body shaming or veiled criticism — just an honest assessment of how, with a little more attention paid to details and outside perspectives, Donald could be more presentable and pleasing to the eye.

As a rabid hater of PBR, I want to say that your comment is the best one in this article!

Case in point:

He really is oblivious to how trashy and tacky his tastes are.

...he’s not Barack Obama, is he?

next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Dont blame the fat. Blame his lack of taste.

They don’t admire him for his billions, otherwise they would want Warren Buffet. They admire him because he’s openly and proudly sexist, racist and every bit as buffoonish as they are.

I adore Mr. Sebag-Montefiore’s genteel snark. This is the tailoring equivalent of “bless your heart”.

Well for one thing, it’s hard to find fire retardant material that hangs properly. Then there’s covering up the cloven hooves/wings/horns, etc. You ain’t hiding all that unless you’ve got a tailor on permanent staff.

Even his suits don’t want to have to touch him.