Those are all going on my list of future pet names! Especially Big & Little Edie!

Steve Harvey can go away and never come back.

Any bets this guy is also guilty as hell?

Rapist Outs Self At Public Gathering For Free Press

You mean the investigation performed by the legal firm that represents his wife’s family? Oh yeah, that’s real impartial.

Yes, AMC “investigations” of “will we lose more money to keep Hardwick or to get rid of him” 

Are people not allowed to be civil and even kind to whom they disagree with anymore?

RIP to the sublime Barbara Harris, seen here in the last shot of Hitchcock’s last film (Family Plot).

And getting to deliver this line to Nicholson with Miller behind the camera must’ve been her absolute pleasure:

T. Markle should sit down and shut up!

served with rice and macaroni salad in a styrofoam container.

I’m a gemologist into colored stones but eh, if she wants the look of a diamond, she wants the look of a diamond. It’s not like any of us will ever access the shit in the DeBeers vaults or the mines that they bought up and left to rot. But if you’re going to go with a diamond I’d at least try to get something with a…

Chrissy and John give me life. Please never break up. Ever. 

My #1 of all time. 

Counterpoint.

Maybe Tim Allen can hire Roseanne to play that person over the fence.

Scientists figured out that if you laid all the cleavage displayed in Charmed end to end, you could circle the moon three times with tits.  

He’s a great dude, but the fake Guy Fieri menu is also the funniest thing I’ve ever read.