Let’s make it plainly clear, this corner of the web would cream its collective jeans if Bernie was officially running again, Regardless that he’s an old white guy becasue he’s their “old white guy”.

Hell yes - I finally dumped The Walking Dead two seasons ago when I realized I hadn’t been enjoying it for a long time, but I was kind of taken aback by how much it felt like a weight had been taken off my shoulders.

Fondant is a fon-don’t, as I like I say.

Bobby Flay has always given me the creeps. He always cooks with the same fucking ingredients too - it’s like he can’t conceptualize a dish that doesn’t include ancho chili powder and mangos.

Not surprised. He came across as a major douche and a bro. Waiting on Bobby Flay to be the next to have allegations surface.

This is super not surprising. He was always gross and both on the Vegas season and on all stars you could always tell that he never thought the female chefs were as good as the male ones.

Mike “How Can She Be Beating Me, She’s a Woman” Isabella, sexist? I am *shocked* to hear it.

Shocking!

Hi Taylor!!!

Every cat’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how they slept and how they cleaned themselves that distinguish one cat from another.

Kevin Spacey as Kevin Spacey.

Top Five for me:

I agree that it takes no talent to “use Google.” Respectfully, though, I think it is a talent when I can make Google spit out the name of the book my teacher read to us in third grade or find Cole Haan boots that were discontinued six years ago for my husband. That’s Google-fu.

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

How in the Lord’s name do you ever get anything done?? I would just be gazing at that face day and night, disdaining sleep and food.

Cuteness, for reference.

Testify! Can I get a Witness on this Tuna Casserole! If loving the meatloaf is wrong I don’t want to be right! Preach!

Wypipo: mischievous tampering

Leftover corned beef?

What the fuck is this fancy bullshit? Just put it on some good rye with proper mustard like Colman's and a slice or two of nice Swiss cheese and you're there. Corned beef doesn't need to be gussied up to taste good.