Every cat’s life ends the same way. It is only the details of how they slept and how they cleaned themselves that distinguish one cat from another.

Kevin Spacey as Kevin Spacey.

Top Five for me:

I agree that it takes no talent to “use Google.” Respectfully, though, I think it is a talent when I can make Google spit out the name of the book my teacher read to us in third grade or find Cole Haan boots that were discontinued six years ago for my husband. That’s Google-fu.

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

How in the Lord’s name do you ever get anything done?? I would just be gazing at that face day and night, disdaining sleep and food.

Cuteness, for reference.

Testify! Can I get a Witness on this Tuna Casserole! If loving the meatloaf is wrong I don’t want to be right! Preach!

Wypipo: mischievous tampering

I love In Her Shoes. I’m the Collette, definitely not the Diaz. After the movie I entertained the thought of ditching being a lawyer and walking dogs. Turns out you have to walk a lot of dogs to make up a lawyer’s salary, but a girl can dream.

“In Her Shoes” was very good; Cameron Diaz has done other serious movies but in terms of dramedy chops...that’s the most enjoyable thing she was in where her sex appeal was an afterthought.

You leave burgundy and green alone! Jewel tones are the only colors that look good on me and I’m sick of everything being dusty pink or beige or cream. Makes me look like a washed out potato.

Re: that headline...YOU DON’T FUCKING SAY?

Fundamentalists suck. Doesn’t matter what brand.

I remember being ~2 months postpartum and feeling so svelte until the lady at Subway asked me how far along I was. I didn’t say, “Fuck you!” but I sure did want to.

She’s also exhibited some incredibly poor judgment when it comes to who exactly to foist on the public. See: Deepak Chopra, Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz...

Stan Lee has pneumonia. :( [TMZ]

You have to be a little more circumspect in your Googling. Like “adult novelty mardi gras beads”...

Leftover corned beef?

What the fuck is this fancy bullshit? Just put it on some good rye with proper mustard like Colman's and a slice or two of nice Swiss cheese and you're there. Corned beef doesn't need to be gussied up to taste good.