Oh my god. OH MY GOD. it's all falling into place now. What goes best with maple syrup? WALNUTS, THATS WHAT! These crimes are totally linked. It's the maple walnut mafia for sure.

The twitching little ears! I cannot! :-D

It's ironic considering we're discussing Hawaii but gay marriage is starting to snowball through all of the states. States Rights!!! Laughing Out Loud!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!

Huh! I googled Sami, and you're totally on the money- she looks like other people with similar ethnic backgrounds (who knew?!) It's like when I watched a travel show where they went to the land of my husband's ancestors, and EVERYBODY had his nose.

they have no chains...because FREEDOM...

These are my cats. They hate each other. But I love them both, so it's OK.

My childhood friend told me she's planning on sending out invites for a destination wedding to all the people who would be offended if they didn't merit an invite but arent close enough with her that they would actually shell out for a destination wedding. That way she gets credit for inviting them & maybe gets a few…

Yeah, we opted out of the 'trip' to Thailand with our 2 year old when my BIL got married for the 2nd time. We had neither the finances, freedom, work schedule, or, most importantly, inclination to make the trek. The rest of the family (with varying degrees of career, family, & financial obstacles) declined as well.…

I used to take my barbies to my brother's huge model aircraft carrier and make them have sex with his G.I. Joe's, then when they were done the barbies would throw the G.I. Joe's overboard and man the big guns and start shooting things. At first my parents were a little worried but apparently I told them that the…

I know people extoll the virtues of hydration, but I don't think those rowers need those water bottles.

Shit I think we may be looking at the solution to all our energy woes. Just attach cheerleaders to generators.

Sigh.

What a dick, why did he have to force the PB up Marley's nose? He could have just let him lick it off the spoon.

Two of my friends was fervently pro-life before they realized they had a bunch of infertility issues, and when she finally got pregnant via IVF, she had an pretty high-risk pregnancy. She was always going to be in that category, but then it was twins, so even more so. While I don't think they necessarily approve of…

Lawyer, huh? Might want to take a look at Webster v. Reproductive Health Services. I think one of the questions asked in that was about a Missouri law which said in its preamble that life begins at conception, and that the unborn have rights. I always did find that ruling interesting.

This is sooo cringe worthy. Having thy boob pressed between two plates of quasi plastic metal fucking hurts like the dickins.

There's a lot of people on here confused about why anti-choice people would attack a Planned Parenthood that doesn't even provide abortions, but it makes perfect sense if you understand the motives of the anti-choice movement (which I do, because I've worked for various reproductive rights orgs for a decade).

... who is Samantha Brick.