My maternal family is mostly Catholic and we rarely even mention Jesus at Christmas. It's more about family and being together and having a good time than anything religious. Easter, on the other hand, is pretty religious, what with it actually being the most important Christian holiday.

Don't feel guilty about those happy memories - There's no fundamental conflict there - You loved it then, you question it now. Questioning it now doesn't mean rejecting the past. Besides, I'm sure the stuff you loved was a lot more than just the belief part - it's the family, the pageant the song, the food, etc...…

This approach is so confusing to me. I'd think that he'd side with the BIL (to a point at least) that all the consumerism hubbub isn't about Jesus, that BIL wants Christmas to be more solemn and religious and church-y. But Kirk is really just a corporate shill, it seems.

I love *Christmas mostly because of cherished family memories and traditions. But, help me Yeezus, if I had to deal with this level of nonsense I'd convert to Festivus-ism.

I honestly think that most Christians believe that Jesus was actually a very rich, successful, white businessman in the vein of Mitt Romney and would be horrified to find out that Jesus was a lot more like Nader than Nixon.

im assuming all the money he makes from this will go to charity

Because Happy Holidays and also nativity scenes aren't allowed on courthouse lawns anymore, basically.

More like Sexiest White Guy from America.........

Dude, didn't you READ the Rick Warren quote? Obviously they love all humans. Just some more than others.

Great, now I want a Jaax doll set.

Well it's obviously modeled after Hickox, regardless of what they say, but wtf is the red X supposed to signify? You don't lose an eye with Ebola. You don't become a pirate with Ebola. So what is that supposed to be?

"Joyce Carol Vincent, 38, wasn't discovered for two years postmortem, then surrounded by the Christmas presents she'd been wrapping while watching television."

On a positive note....his PR team is not smart enough to take down the twitter feed on his website:

That would suck to be the mom's kid. Think about it: your mom's mothering you and being all strict and making you do all your chores and at the same time she is spoiling her grandson WHO IS THE EXACT SAME AGE AS YOU rotten.

Lol, pretty comprehensive list, all of those things are so familiar. Well done.

I would recommend suing Hannibal Buress for his 'slanderous' remarks. How dare he get away with sullying your good name, Mr Cosby. I mean, they were slanderous? Right?

"Goddamn, even his lawyer can't outright deny the validity of these allegations. They're not even trying.Goddamn, even his lawyer can't outright deny the validity of these allegations. They're not even trying."

It's over. This will be his legacy, whether he comments or not. If you didn't want to be Paternoed, Cos, maybe you shouldn't have raped anyone.

Typically the biggest thing holding back the complete banning of the Greek system on any particular campus is the fact that most of the biggest donors are former Greeks. People who were in fraternities and sororities tend to make more money than those who weren't. Part of that is certainly self selection. People…

100s of nurses and doctors in the US have treated ebola patients here, but we aren't quarantining them, right? I read that at least 70 health care providers will come in contact with Dr. Craig Spencer. They aren't being asked to stay in their homes for 21 days. Is ebola only scary when it comes directly from Africa?…