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Little ditty, about Chuck and Diane. Two aristocratic kids living in Bad Teeth Land.

Hellllllllll

I wish the Playboy mansion would burn down. That place is creepy.

“If Donald Trump can assault and rape his wife...”

Oh, gross. Fuck him.

He is the disgusting one. It blows my mind that people actually want him running our country.

I feel like Donald is something of a misogynist...?

Mary Fallin signed a law requiring welfare recipients to get drug-tested to receive food stamps. She talks constantly about self-reliance, personal responsibility, and cutting government waste. It’s rather noteworthy that her children are living on the taxpayers of the state, in an arrangement that in Christina’s case…

I thought everyone in North America did that! Either you go camping, because you have a friend with a car/rental or you go to someone’s cottage. I really like Calabogie.

For sure. Toronto middle class is definitely a different category than, say, St. Catharines middle class. And there’s definitely an ethnic dimension to cottage culture, but I suspect that mainly stems from historical cultural habits than it does from overt xenophobia. When going up to cottages started to become…

It really sounds different to American ears, so good summary. I’m an American who lived in Canada then moved back to the states for College, and I realized that when I was telling stories of summers saying things like “we woke up, hungover, and got in Steve’s car and drove to Carl’s cottage, then on to Mike’s because…

There’s a huge range of possibilities where cottages are concerned. Some are incredibly fancy, but most are quite simple. Often without electricity. Usually they’re on lakes (fun fact: Canadians learn to canoe in the womb). Lots of swimming and getting up to mischief in the water. Fishing. Playing in the woods.…

Torontonians are the most annoying people in the summer.Friday saturday and sunday, it’s impossible to get anywhere because of the chain of city residents going to their cottages, or coming home.

Naw totally this dude

Not that it’s terribly important, but for some cultural context: for middle-class Torontonians, going up north to cottage country is a yearly ritual in summer. If your family doesn’t have a cottage, it’s likely that you’ll know someone who does. For a lot of kids, visiting friends at their cottages represents, for…

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

You’re disgusting. People have asked this before, but please stop sharing your disgusting, disturbing, and probably made-up stories in the hopes of getting women to share their sexual histories with you. I think your tactics are pretty played out and well known, and they’re not going to work any better on Jezebel.

The stinker refused to do his business before we boarded, but as soon as we got on the plane “I HAVE TO POOP!”

I have 10 year old twin nephews. They are obsessed with bathrooms and need to check out every bathroom that we pass. We’re on a smaller plane heading home from vacation, when one of them decides that would be a good time to take a long ass dump. He was in there for 15 mins stinking up the plane. A line had formed and…