Alex Roldan, Kris' former hair stylist, is her dad. Khloe posted this picture on Instagram some years ago and Kylie tweeted that this was a first and official photo of Khloe and her dad. She deleted that tweet afterwards.

Lol the ones in it make it seem its not so crazy. But I still consider shunning people over rules made over two thousand years old bizarre.

I'm good! I felt a little guilty for a while, mostly because it's a breech of trust and I know how important that stuff is to that subset of the community (and that Mashgiach in particular was a pill.) The rabbis who own the catering company I moved to explained it to me and set my mind at ease.

"No woman has touched the Holy Cedar!"

All good bookstores must have a shop cat.

I used to work at a strip club in Dupont Circle D.C. that was a block away from the utterly fantastic Kramerbooks & Afterwords, a 24 hour bookstore and cafe.

Ehh. I kind of find the rigamarole comforting. All the back and forth; Lord hear our prayer; Lamb of God; kneel; get up; sit down... psych! Kneel again! Keeps you on your toes (I have a great memory, it's just very short!)

My sister is a monster and I feel nothing for her, I feel more for the record than I ever could for her, happily so.

You need to replace that record asap! So you can suffer while it plays over and over and over. I loved how they outlined what you were supposed to do when you were a kid.

(assuming I now share my confession tale here, if that is a wrong assumption just skip the rest) My "best " penance was for my only "real" confession since mostly I'd just tell the priest about the one swear I said in that month, my sister had the Aristocats soundtrack and she played it always, very waking moment, it…

They are totally safe... In terms of The Cake Thing. If they fiddle with the lights Saturday morning- they're on their own.

"Let them eat blasphemy"

"Yes Mash, YES. That Wedding Cake came straight to me; I verified the seal; put it on the kosher cart and brought it directly here- to you. Like always."

At 18 I left the country for the week and told my parents I was staying with friends a couple of hours away because I was a dumb asshole teenager.

I just like the idea of a regular 24h bookstore. "It's 2AM and I need an annotated version of The Stranger immediately!'

I was very young and very stupid. I do kinda feel bad about it still, but not too bad, considering I was raised in that religion and it fucked my head up for a long time. Catharsis, dammit!

I actually made a burner for this one because it's pretty identifiable.

That's a heavy one to have to carry with you. I'm sorry.

"No, mom and dad, I do not know who broke into the Jehovah's Witness church and vandalized it- but it certainly wasn't me and my friends!"

This is quite sad, and involves the death of a family member, so please skip if you come to Pissing Contest for a laugh, like I do.