That's what I was thinking, too. Sometimes it's as dry as the Saraha right after you take out a tampon.

The most likely scenario during my period at least.

There ate so many messed up quotes from this book:

I'm not grossed out by their action, in rely grossed out by the writing and the way it's presented. This is the equivalent of "Twilight" series for sex. I could not being myself to finish first chapter be cause or was terrible and English is not even my first language. Terrible writing and sex makes for some horrid…

I'm going to be honest -I don't have a particular author that I read. I tend to just drift past the harlequin paperback romance section and pick the steamiest looking stockphoto, read the description and flip through until I see it steaming up. Elizabethan is a harder find but there will be a alot of antebellum…

I grip on to the sink, panting, forcing ...

So not only does Christian Grey not care about the environment or his plumbing when he tosses the tampon but apparently doesn't care whether or not Anna is aroused? She has to 'force herself back on him' according to that excerpt, does anyone else think that sounds like she's completely dry as a bone up in there…

This is exactly it -except I can guarantee that E.L James did not even bother to watch some kink.com before hand. She's not kinky IRL at all which is confirmed by her rather uncomfortably under the spotlight husband, and I think a lot of this is wish fulfillment and fantasy and that's exactly how it reads. The…

There is not. I would google the most hilarious quotes, laugh and leave.

How... many... goddamn... elipses... does... this... hack... use...?

I really never had a desire to read the books mainly because the hype is ridiculous. I do want to see the movie because Jaime Dornan is delicious (Hello, Sheriff Graham!). But this...is just weird....

See, it is literally impossible to make Dakota Johnson memorable in any way whatsoever.

Also found myself temporarily homeless, wandering the city in sub-zero Toronto winter temperatures, trying to find a place to sleep. Wound up coughing my lungs out on a friend's lumpy futon. No sleep was had, but at least it was warm and dry and didn't smell like poo.

And when you were sick, too! It would have been bad enough already!

Ugh... I know a bit about what this is like. My shitty basement apartment in Toronto LITERALLY became shitty, one January, while I was somewhere between bronchitis and pneumonia. I was lying in bed, sick, when I heard a gurgling sound. Then, water came up from under the cheap laminate flooring. It was mostly clear,…

Gotta launder that money somehow. May as well have a cool hang-out spot for your bros while you're at it.

Why do famous people just randomly start restaurants? I mean, like, even if this hadn't ended in pooptastrophe, did Justin Timberlake think he had some special concept for a restaurant that was new and interesting? Aren't there already, like, a lot of restaurants? (Ones without illegal poop aqueducts flowing through…

If only there'd been a good 5 year old with a gun to stop him.

so, mom lied about it being a paintball accident, are we sure she's not Lyon about the five year old being the one who pulled the trigger?