I mean — I also have depression / anxiety. I guess when looked at from that perspective, I can see it. From personal experience though, it has never been an option to go missing from work (or wherever) for 45 minutes/two hours ( my dad was a real hard ass when I was growing up and doesn't believe in psychological…

I have to believe OP is exaggerating. I've been known to have a good cry-fest but for never that long. On top of it — I cannot believe for a SECOND that any kitchen staff would allow that to go on for any longer than 5-10 minutes. And what about the co-workers, presumably also being run ragged? I doubt they'd have a…

THEY WEREN'T EVEN PAYED TO DO THAT JOB. Woman has all the respect, ALL OF IT.

I cry when I get angry, so I've done that whole ran off to cry thing before. And I HATE when it happens, because I hate anyone knowing they pushed me that far. But for two hours?! Hell, no. I didn't even cry for two hours when my father died.

"I don't like the taste of farmed salmon."

And they say women couldn't stand the heat of battle. SHE, ladies and gents, is who I want to be in a foxhole with.

But but but but but but but but but but.....what about the lettuce, what's the story with that? And the carrots, are they happy carrots? I can't eat tomatoes unless they are heirloom. They need to have papers if they are getting in my belly.

yeah... but two hours? I could see myself walking away and leaving to get some fresh air to clear my head — for ten minutes, maybe. Otherwise - what are you even doing? This sounds like it was a situation that you suck it up and pass out when you get home.

She sounds like the type of pantywaist who says "I cried for two days straight after the ______ disaster."

I've seen gratuitously macho stuff that looked painful, but I've never seen anything close to the badassery of cauterizing one's own wound. That woman was either special forces or member of a motorcycle club. Holy shit.

"This salmon is just covered in gluten!"

I have an idiot young friend, who is now a bit older and more mature. In his 20's he cut himself with a knife. He insisted that I do the stitches for him since he was wasted, and didn't want to go to the ER. I just used sewing thread and a terrible embroidery needle. He did finally go to the doctor who said "I've…

I was so shocked, I had no idea what to do. I looked at her silently as she yelled at me before finally throwing her money in her face and storming into the kitchen to cry for two hours.

She won over my respect. The following is a 100% true story:

The knife drew first blood

Never, EVER underestimate the stupidity of the United States people. Seriously. Look at our Congress and tell me that nobody is that stupid or ignorant.

"It's not wild chicken" is so beautiful. It's one of those verbal paper cuts that are so hard to pull off

That is one bad-ass fucking chick. CAUTERIZES HER OWN ARM. Jesus MURPHY

She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm.

"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."