what the fuck are you talking about? If he thought the teenage daughter could give consent for her mother going to prom with him, and that it was similar to asking for a lift, than he is a fucking moron in addition to be entitled. I wasn't that dumb as a teenager, and I was already using heroin

I usually don't agree with you but you got it right on the money with this one.

LOLLLL. Asking a friend's parents to drive you somewhere is TOTES THE SAME as asking a friend's parent to take you to prom and then blasting pictures of her in a bikini on Twitter to see if you could really get her to do it.

God the fucking male entitlement just starts SO. EARLY.

"Hey, we noticed you weren't holding a shotgun in this pic. It's cool, we had Jim Photoshop one in."

"This story of Walmart censoring a couple's engagement picture because it featured a shotgun might be the most Texas story of all time."

A black man can be shot by police holding a toy gun being sold at Walmart, and a toddler can shoot his mom with a real gun at Walmart.

idk, can kind of see it both ways. Like, from her point of view, going on and on about your mom, god, the baseball game that changed your life, etc. is boring and unprofessional, given the context: you're being given an award for competence, surrounded by your peers, on live television, for a role supported by tons of…

"Lange was on Seth Meyers' "Look, I Wish I Was Still on Saturday Night Live, Too" show"

"Selena Gomez is supposedly planning to have a babeh on her own"

Best description of Maher ever.

He annoys the hell out of me with his diatribes about religion. I'm an atheist and the nice thing about being an atheist is WE DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING and so don't have to try to indoctrinate others with our sectarianism.

I like good lefty political humor as much as the next lefty. But there's just something about Bill Maher that annoys me. Maybe it's his habit of taking really unnecessarily cheap shots at really easy targets, and then leaning back and exuding an air of self-satisfaction. He can be really funny and really spot-on, but…

smirking wet muskrat-looking ass

Man, screw Bill Maher. Today, when people are still mourning, is not the day for your smirking wet muskrat-looking ass to go back to the Islamophobia you've enjoyed flaunting for so long now.

It is a terrible, terrible movie, despite Pryor (though not at his best, he couldn't be completely unfunny but the script is just painful), Christopher Reeve, and Vaughn. Pryor's movies with Gene Wilder are far superior. However, I just was looking at a clip of Pryor's evil genius machine dominating the world with…

Well Jessica Lange is the queen. Never forget.

And I guess neither this guy nor anyone else on here was unfortunate enough to have seen "Superman III," wherein Richard Pryor is a computer hacker who figures out how to deduct fractions of pennies (referenced in Office Space, and if you haven't seen that... well, you should.) from payroll, and badguy Robert Vaughn…

I hope he's not muslim - that would REALLY make it racist!! I presume he was NEVER seen with any of those women to whom he was not related....unless he killed them soon thereafter......then it would be "OK".....

Arabs just can't resist buying expensive shit and showing it off as soon as they get some money.