I think it's because it didn't simply come from Janine—the wife backed up Janine's story in asking for the book to be thrown at her husband. Her status and respectability meant that it couldn't be swept under the rug, especially given the head of tribunal was someone who took seriously his charge to ensure the clean…

I didn't think he was standoffish so much as tired and overworked—trying to do his best under the circumstances.

I want that show: two (semi) reformed criminals, tasked by Ray Wise, Wandering Jew, to visit God's vengeance on the wicked in a Volkswagen, with panache and cool jackets.

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

Now I want Gillian Anderson on Fargo. She'd be such a good villain!

1950s, Old Man Gerhardt's son doesn't make it back from Korea. A young Hank on the force, trying to maintain law and order in a town wracked by paranoia over atom bombs, Communists, and organized crime.

And then go out for tacos!

You just know Mad Sweeney is having fun making "backdoor pilot" jokes.

I just want more Mexican Jesus.

He's the on-call deity for any unaffiliated deaths that day? I like it.

That was the moment when I truly realized how badly I want to get drunk and make scrapbooks with Audrey. She's a fucking gem.

I was just hoping to see someone fail the test and be devoured by the Eater of Souls.

Hell, even as a book reader, I've rewatched the episodes and noticed things I missed the first time around! It's a show that rewards careful watching and rewatching.

I feel like I need to watch more of her work now; she's fantastic!

Dressed as Lucy Ricardo!

Thelma and Louise that shit. Just keep driving!

Seriously! And honey, you are no Kim K, even with your hip pads.

Yeah, I was not here for Aja's pity party. Okay, I get you're upset that the judges seem to love Valentina so much, but none of that has anything to do with you deservedly getting read for looking like a decomposing Muppet corpse.

Your mother darns socks in hell!

Highlight of the Week/Contour of the Week!