This is why I'm hoping that when he reveals his secret, it's shown that she's known for a while, but just figured it was his secret to tell when he was ready.

If the past two years have taught us anything, it's that cops don't give a shit about due process.

I'm just mad they haven't put Barry in tiny running shorts at any point in the show's run so far. It's on the CW, people: you should know that a large portion of your audience wants shameless objectification as part of their viewing experience!

Lucky you, you still get to have the experience of watching it for the first time.

The lack of tiny running shorts is really unconscionable.

That's what happens when you don't have a coffee named after you. Although I feel like the Green Arrow is a better name for a shot than a coffee.

Cisco's conditioner game is pretty solid.

My immediate thought was "ROBERT FUCKING QUARLES!!!!" because my love of Justified knows no bounds.

It's so unprofessional. Straighten up, accept it with grace, and then move on. Martha was another young contestant, but she was never a child about it.

Oh, God, Ruby was AWFUL! I appreciated that she was a talented baker, but there's something really immature about constantly falling all over yourself with apologies about something that isn't even bad. I don't think she was fishing for compliments, but it did come across as though she lacked judgment and grit.

Mel Gedroyc and Sue Perkins are amazing. Both of them have radio shows on BBC Radio 4, and Sue has a great stint on the TV show The Supersizers, which is on Hulu.

It's really a staggeringly bad choice. If you want to adapt the GBBO format to the States, you do need to pay attention to the essentials not just of American baking, but of what makes Mel and Sue so successful: not simply that they are comedians, but the gentleness, whimsy, and willingness to be a bit ridiculous.

Same! And my love of Mary Berry knows no bounds. I'll definitely be watching this.

Over the Garden Wall is something I rewatch at least twice every fall.

You brought up Bryan Fuller, and failed to put Hannibal on the list? If anything's going to make you want to cook more, it's Hannibal.

Seriously! If he heard it on the baby monitor, he should have just gone to the police himself and told them what he heard. Hiring someone else to say it on his behalf is gross and shoddy.

Don't worry, I bear enough ill will for both of us.

I am craven and thou art my master.

There now needs to be an episode where Terry Gross interviews Grodd as part of his run for governor. I mean, let's not lie—who hasn't pretended that they were being interviewed by Terry Gross for their life-changing contributions to the world?

Brian is unreasonably cute. And his dad is adorable! I would so date Brian just so we could go to the aquarium and I could hang out with his dad. Except he would have to change his name, because it is one of my firm dating rules to NEVER EVER EVER date someone with the same name as my dad. Ever. It's just better that…