I can't imagine where they'd go—besides, wouldn't that count as trying to leave?

Well, he was generous—especially around the holidays.

You married the right person.

I would just like to point out that Amy is adorable, and way too cute to be dating someone as awkward-looking as Ben.

I'd like to think so. Theresa's character development has thus far felt a little insignificant, but that's a hell of a development: this is a woman who is every bit smart and capable enough to be in the Secret Service, but she made a huge sacrifice to her career and future employability for her family—a sacrifice her…

Hannibal/WP crossover?

Anywhere is good pot-growing country if you have enough lamps!

It seems like they chose people that they thought might be willing to leave an unfortunate past behind them.

Is it wrong that I really wanted to know what that cake was?

And whatever baby Nurse Pam was holding in the previous episode when she was talking to the candy-stripers.

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ALIENS.

And he worked for Red Skull. Not the best employment history.

She's a zealot. You could see it in her eyes—this is someone who believes, deep in her marrow, that whatever is happening in this town is exactly what is supposed to be happening.

I'll only watch it if it includes Lindsay Lohan in the starring role again.

I used to have an entirely sincere love of "True Prep". Then I actually had to visit New England prep schools for work, and realized I wanted to start a spontaneous workers' revolution.

God, this is disappointing. I've loved Alicia Vikander since A Royal Affair, and I read and loved Testament of Youth as an angsty college kid with a sentimental attachment to the early 20th century. I'll probably still watch it, and weep buckets when I do.

YES!!!! I am so intensely fucking excited that this show is back. Me and my little Will Graham figurine will be watching with rapt attention.

Taken came out the week before I went to study abroad in Vienna for a semester, which meant that the rest of my time at home was spent with my stepdad drilling me on how to avoid being kidnapped by shady foreigners.

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