Yeah I feel like I was sooooooo with her for 98% of the article, then she said she had had nothing done. None of my business, you do you, girl. But uhm don’t lie right in my face? Her lie diminishes all that truth... I have eyes...

I would like to support her. But.. She had a full on facelift.. Just admit it and then fuck everyone. I cannot get behind the bullshit.

At first glance of the photo I thought he was Winona and I was like, “girl, Stranger a Things is a hit, why are you being an asshole again?”

I’m getting a strong “wannabe Winona Ryder” vibe.

After reading the NY Times article, this is what it made me think of. I took years of a language—let’s say Italian—in high school and college. I have a friend who is highly intelligent. She’s never taken an Italian class and has never been to Italy. Yet for some reason, my friend thinks she can speak Italian (I don’t…

You are missing the point. It is one thing to send emails to your intellectual crush, saying all sorts of pretentious goofy things you think sound smart. It is another for these two people (why do you keep forgetting about him?) to publish it, convinced it is high art. It’s a set of pretentious emails where each one…

And with the Spirit rover, JPL did something even worse:

Fun fact: the wheels on the Curiosity rover have tread patterns that spell out “JPL” in morse code. That’s right; JPL is monogramming Mars.

Bear respects his Craft

I remember having a very confused understanding that “There were things I’d never do again but then they’d always seemed right” meant doing it in the butt.

God, this song is still one of the most incredible. And that video. I’m clutching my pearls right now, btw.

I am personally a huge fan of “It’s All Coming Back to Me Now,” aka Celine’s Meatloaf moment.

wait, what? who the hell is starring your idiot ass? you must belong to the “hollow earth” faction or some stupid shite like that to totally ignore the math/physics of the problem. please show your work for any possible partial credit, otherwise you score 0 points on this problem. F work. try harder next time,…

This is exactly what a time traveler wants you to think...

Thought Catalog is the worst thing written *by* millennials. This is the worst thing written ABOUT millennials.

This is the worst? You’ve clearly never visited Thought Catalog.

I’m couldn’t hear the audio over the sound of his balls clanging together.

We don't hate you because you're rich (and many of us are). We hate you because you're YOU.

I should mention that André Leon Talley got his own back later that evening by bringing up the Brant/Seymour divorce, which was then ongoing (and very nasty). He said, "Didn't I just read about your parents in Page Six?" And Peter Brant II shut up real quick.

"Poor people need to stop being bitter because they decided not to move up aggressively in life." Spoken like someone who truly does not understand that when you get a large enough group of people lacking education and opportunity, they "decide to move up aggressively in life" by taking out their oppressors. Ignorant,…