I am tremendously excited for her. And she’s gorgeous.... I admit I was quietly fearing a disaster.....but this is such a triumph.

I completely agree on everything you said about Novak, but he’s not a millennial. He’s Generation X. As an Xer, I would like to apologize for his existence.

Did she think that the baby kicking was....indigestion?

Not trying to be a troll, but why does Alton Brown look so unhealthy all the time?

I’m a high school math teacher. I still don’t understand this strange attraction to child/teen peen. I’ve never been attracted to a student ever * because it would never even* occur to me to think of any of them in a sexual manner.

I would really appreciate it if you could provide a similar article but on how to remove a flea infestation in your household or apartment. I think it would be really helpful to dog owners.

LOL.

Thank you *so* much for writing this. I spent most of my twenties with a guy who was a good guy, but severely lacking in things that I needed (i.e., affection, interest in sex, attention). I just turned 36 three weeks ago. A year ago, I finally got my life together, and I am presently (very slowly) venturing out into…

Exactly. Getting divorced and being back in the game in your 30s does not make you a shitty person. Actually, it makes you a wiser and more mature person because you have the balls to recognize when a relationship is not good and you actually do something about it. Other people just continue on with their shitty…

Seriously. Don't feel bad for us. Not all of us are "damaged," "bitter," "odd," or "etc."

This was so perfect. Thank you for articulating all these points.

Five of the most overlooked things in life are great coffee, good cake, long conversations with friends, beautiful views and sketching.

Is he....gay? He seems really really flamboyant.

Lena, sit your dumb ass down. You were like a tween in the nineties. You don't even remember the nineties.

I talk to my mini schnauzer, whom I named George Lucas, because the resemblance is uncanny.

I went to Harvard ('02), and I approve your message. Laughing at other people's pain says something terrible about us readers.

Surprisingly, I'm on #TeamTyler.

She's right. Sean Penn never looked like the pussy eating type. Poor Charlize.

I actually woke up to something flip-flopping my arm once. When I opened my eyes, a hard, erect penis was 2 inches from my face. It was awful.

I love poop stories. However, right now, I'm having a severe farting problem. Like, gas builds up in my innards, and I *need* to let it out. My farts are silent but potent. I don't know what to do anymore. Today, I farted in a faculty meeting. Yesterday, I farted in class, but I blamed the students. I don't know what…