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“Come out to the coast, we’ll get together, have a few laughs...”

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did anyone else hear this in their head after reading the headline?

This is creepy for all the obvious reasons, but also because I once wrote almost exactly the same scenario in a short story. Except in my version, he lost his footing trying to get her over the balcony and went falling to his own death.

This is amazing. Life imitates art!

The moral of the story? Don’t go on a cruise if your relationship is in trouble. Nothing like being stuck together on a floating prison, unable to get away from each other that will not help the situation. Also, don’t date assholes.

Shhh, first we’re going to sort out the names of drinks then abortion, the wage gap and massive institutional sexism, first things first.

I enjoy the cognitive dissidence of selling booze but being offended by the names people give to the creations made with booze.

I think that’s just how it works in California. They split everything 50-50. She’s has more money than him... So she pays.

If this was a slap-dash illustration it wouldn't be so funny. But this painting, while far from perfect, shows a great degree of technical skill. Someone took their time on this picture. This picture was very important to someone. And that is fucking hilarious.

I thought it was less making GWB look better by comparrison, and more making whomever emerges from the clown car in first place at the Convention look better by comparrison.

Since everyone loves to spin conspiracy theories about Trump's campaign and its true origins and motives, try this one on for size: Trump is a deliberate plant by the RNC to rewrite history by making George W. Bush look both smart and articulate in comparison to Trump.

Shot down somewhere over the Bay of Vanity Fair Exec Shitshow.

It’s pretty simple. The parent with the larger income pays the child support in joint custody, equal time splits. The amount is calculated on the income derived, not what would be spent on the child.

I’m not much of a fan of hers (her recipes work and are very tasty, but just kind of pedestrian IMO) but she is actually really accomplished. A mentor of mine was a Cordon Bleu in Paris w her and she said Giada is a really hard worker, and this woman is not free with compliments. She studied under Wolfgang Puck in the

heh my first thought was that maybe he was so obnoxious toward all the women he found who play it that they just told him they were lesbians to get him off their back

As a guy who used to play pokemon...am I....could I be....

As a possessor of breasts I can fairly tell you that shit is accurate. I WISH I could make up the horror stories.

This isn’t quite the same kind of story, but it did happen at a few dozen gamestores, and left me a bit more of a jaded person.

Several years ago, I worked for a game company as a tester, and made a lot of friends at that studio, as well as others in the area. As such, I had a few shirts from trade shows, promotions,

I’m so tempted to give a response to Ashley’s “Casual Sexism” story with comments on if she was SURE it happened the way she described it and that I think she’s exaggerating or making stuff up for attention, but I know there is no way I could make it clear I am being sarcastic and helping her finish up her