20th and 21st = centuries! Don’t you even math?

My favorite part is where he totally promises that he’s a nice guy immediately after declaring that you are a small part in an ancient machine built to destroy the world for everyone but the Jews, so they can rule the.... Destroyed.... world?

And just imagine how long it took the koalas to get there! Lazy little bastards would never have made it without a ride on the Jesus train.

I can’t deal with the stupid. So Noah randomly decided to drop kangaroos and a lot of poisonous animals off in Australia because fuck Australia.

Yeah, that’s my dad. We’ve finally gotten to the point that he doesn’t flip out when I tell him something doesn’t pass the “smell test.” I encourage him to look for reliable sources in the articles he holds up as fact, and to figure out if there could be any bias there.

BUT ONLY WHEN YOU TRANSLATE IT TO KENYAN SWAHILI.

My greatest extremely-hypothetical fear is that wonderful brilliant aliens will find us and come for a visit to say hey ‘sup . . . and they will land in the back yard of one of these fucksticks. Who will promptly either dispatch them with a Remington 12-gauge, or will so thoroughly humiliate the entire species that…

SNOPES IS JUST AN ANAGRAM OF OBAMA!!!!!!!!

ask those people if they knew who he was before last week

But we all have that crazy relative who even after someone posts the Snopes article about it will be all “well you know, they are not always right there”

Obama had to nix the first choice for the rename, Mount Kunta Kinte.

LOVE Julie Taymor. I heard her speak once, and she was brilliant.

Fav modern Shakespeare adaption? I am not ashamed to admit that I love Julie Taymor’s Titus. So visceral and I think she did wonders with the anachronisms and it was balletic and every bit as blood drenched as that play. Tennant is great as Hamlet, and Whedon did a passable job with Much Ado though it will never be…

You missed one of the best/worst ones.

Because I am one, I’ve always enjoyed the term Jewess. It’s like some sort of Semictic countess. It doesn’t sound ugly coming out of one’s mouth, like most pejoratives.

Today my thesis advisor asked me if I was making time for exercise. The Jewish Moms are everywhere.

He didn’t like my response : (

I like you Anna, does that help any? Here’s a pic of me irl:

This is terrifying. You have an open invitation to come hide out at my house. I live in Canada. I have wine and Trump is not vying to run my country.

Do you acknowledge that a definite pattern of specific behavior exists among a definitely specific ethnic group called Jews?