The Laurel & Hardy of the Aliens-verse.

If I could, I’d star this several more times. That was my answer as soon as I read the title. I didn’t even open the article and I already knew the answer lol.

Exactly. Especially that of this asshole:

“You told me you want monsters. I gave you monsters. In no way am I responsible for the terrible decisions made I am just shucking that responsibility up the chain to the management who didn’t have a PhD or three and thus don’t know any better. “

Pretty much all decisions made in this.

Two hours. GAH! I thought waiting ten minutes was agonizing.

New York? Does that mean we get some American wizards?

I still think Matt Smith should be in it.

I figured it would have been Harry Potter And the TPS Report.

Shaving with a light saber is really tricky. No wonder most male Jedi cultivate beards.

I think that the beard was more of a sex appeal thing. There’s a reason Mark Hamill hasn’t been in many live action roles since Star Wars, and that reason is that his face is pretty gunked up. The beard is probably to disguise that a little.

I don’t need no muthafuckin’ beard to a jedi master!

Old men shave less. Not really a Jedi specific trait.

lol.....how many people didnt that i wonder.

Also; are beards a requirement to become a Jedi Master? Is facial hair growth determined by Midi Chlorian count? In the new Disney canon, it sure seems that way.

Might be another Skywalker, they tend to be careless in the kitchen.

For some reason I can’t star this but I agree. I’ve never understood the Jedi = robes thing. I understand Obi Wan’s outfit as someone trying to be incognito on a backwater planet, not someone eager to flash his illegal Jedi creds. I mean in general I get the warrior monk theme and the robes fit that motif, it just…

There are no regular Luke clothes. In episode VI he showed up with a badass black - almost dark Jedi - outfit, because he had mastered the ways of the Force. 30 years later, one could assume that Luke is now probably the most powerful Jedi in the galaxy, if not the only one (?)

The last time we saw Luke, he was talking with Ben, Yoda, and his dad.