And that lady’s feet. Suspense, dialogue, and that lady’s feet.

There’s some really good books that can help you weigh the upsides and downsides, if you’re at all curious:

You seem to forget that 13 year old children do not have a developed prefrontal cortex, which helps to deal with aggression, planning, and abstract judgement, among other things. This is just one reason why this is complete bullshit.

This is the most Talladega thing ever and I’m almost proud to be an Alabamian today. Roll Tide.

TL;DR WHERE DEM TITTAYS

I worked really hard on that post, Jia.

Here you go buddy. Go nuts

“So, tell me, what exactly will this Internet thing be useful for?”

Apparently they didn’t think a child actor could capture the speshulness of the magic vampire baby.

Jeezus Christ. Everyone in my office probably thinks I’m a hyena right now. Can’t stop laughing.

You deserve ALL THE STARS. That’s a work of art, that is.

Why did you post the wrong video?

I feel like both of these viewpoints are equally valid.

I think that movied garnered a “we need to talk” amongst the Bond producers.

Well, weren’t they being sent to a penile colony?

“So, tell me, what exactly will this Internet thing be useful for?”

io9: Keeping science classy since 2008 ;-)

That is a lot of genitals for an animal that size.

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