Maybe if their class pet was a box of Pop-Tarts with some glued on googley-eyes.
I also have a friend who raises calves for meat, and names them. But they all have names like “Chuck” and “Stewie” and “Burger”.
Well, that’s not creepy at all. Although those animals obviously had much, much better lives than the ones I eat, so I am in no position to judge.
Yeaaaah no. I’m all for raising your own meat so you can see where your food comes from, but there’s no reason to name an animal destined for your table. Whenever I knew one of the animals on my parents’ farm was an option on the menu, I made certain to not name it.
Do a crossover where the English class reads Lord of the Flies and you have a deal!
Tilapia’s not exactly mouth-watering to a bunch of kids. Put a pig in that room, grill up some eggs, and watch things get real.
Jilling off works.
I’m fond of “rub one out” as a gender neutral euphemism.
Clitoris + glitter = itch.
I still say jack/jerk off or get myself off. I really don't need a girl version for this term. I am literally never ever going to use “Klittra”. Shit sounds like some sorceress from Conan the Barbarian or Caligula.
double-clicking the mouse didn’t make the shortlist?
Yeah, I’ll just stick with saying, “I masturbate.”
I do not want glitter on my clit.
I don’t have an abundance of faith in Disney ether, but it’s not hard to do better than Lucas. Expectations are high for the sequals. I hope they can meet them.
I totally agree with what you said. Lucas is out of touch. I remember thinking “I hope he sells this intellectual property to somebody else and let them run with it”.
This poor guy. Promised fame, money, recognition at an age when he didn’t know what any of those things were, and was delivered infamy, hate, and ridicule. Is it any wonder he ended up like this? His life is irreparably fucked up. And he has rabid fan boys and movie critics to blame for a lifetime of torment over…
Wraps are not sandwiches. Wraps are delicious. But they are not sandwiches.