“we’re trying to have a goddam society here” — I love this so much.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

I was driving and was at a read light. A car full of grown ass men rolled their window down to yell across “hey you’re hot!” Since I didn’t say anything and rolled my window up they proceeded to say “FUCK YOU SLUT” and kept yelling slut until the light turned green. It happens everywhere, women aren’t safe.

MOST TABLES LOVE THIS, BITCH.

Please tell me this will end with two campus heroines joyously reuniting! And visiting each other frequently to tear through town demanding to see strangers’ dicks. Just let me believe!

It was one of our most treasured pastimes.

Sadly, no. But I am happy to know that other young women enjoyed catcalling as much as we did.

JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU GET OLD AND FAT, TABLE! THEN YOU’LL BE BEGGING ME TO SEXUALLY HARASS YOU.

Why isn’t it smiling? What a fucking bitch!

...Genna? Is that you?

Wait, are you my best friend? Because I have fond, fond memories of doing that in college.

God, that frigid table though! SO RUDE. IT’S A COMPLIMENT, TABLE.

The interesting one would be to get a 6 ft. 4, 240lb gay man to catcall them and see what happens.

My best friend and I used to yell “SHOW ME YOUR DICK!” at guys in college because they were always telling us to “SHOW ME YOUR TITS!” Guys were legitimately offended.

Oh my god, another Jezebel post praising the Galloway Gals? We get it, they were very influential in the feminist/dinosaur film landscape, let’s talk about something different for once. Jeez!

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

I fear a different kind of cake disaster.

Pepperidge Farm cakes are AWESOME if you have just broken up with someone and want to eat your feelings from a box with a fork in front of your television.

I wanted a 3 tier square shape, small and simple. My ex husbands mother claimed to be the cake boss of the rural south and “could whip that up easy peasy.” She kept me up to date on cake progress and everything she was super stoked, and I bought the hype. Come the day of our wedding (April fools day actually) we get…

Those can’t be compared since Stannis gave the order to burn his own child and Dany didn’t. She never set her dragons on children.