Im trying to be respectful to his family, while I give him googly eyes. lol.

eff that would date now

She’s actually developing her own line of plus size clothing. I can’t wait to see what she comes up with!

I don’t want him to go can he go be Colbert’s sidekick or something.....anything......I will not know what to do

i would literally buy it right now

I love the, “Hey, that’s a nice dress....wait, what? Jon Stewart??!!!” weird factor. Like in any other fabric, it would be a cute dress. (I actually like the color scheme of greys, white and splashes of pink.) Having it with print outs of Stewart’s face just makes it hilarious.

The picture makes it looks like she’s dreaming of eating Jon Stewart while debuting her Jon Stewart dress, which only enriches the insanity of it.

This is one of those moments where you realize that someone who is massively successful, incredibly famous and also seems really chill also has the time to be better than you at literally everything else, too. She sewed that herself? Seriously? It's taken me about 6 months to make a basic as hell Hallowe'en costume…

he’s still a fucking fox.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

The best part is that she says she designed and sewed it herself. That's some serious committment to sparkle motion. God, I want one for the hilarity factor alone.

You forget how young he was. And then you remember how young you were. And then you cry.

Serious question for science people. Isn’t there a way to stunt the growth of animals like goats, kittens, some puppies...some kids?

Bats are sky cats. Cats are land bats. All is well.

Where does TCHQ stand on bats?

I’ve watched this video so many times, and I still love the psychotically overeager one that bowls over his buddy and doesn’t even stop. He’s such a little asshole, and it’s adorable.

Penguins in jumpers say: “get on our level”

Get them! And I mean pet them.

This farm is about 30 minutes from my house. I want to go steal them pet them.

I made a decision way back that I didn’t want kids. But this is making me think.