Perry, as always, you are a bright spot in the day. Be careful, I am susceptible to flattery.

I'm sorry about your health stuff, but your right some of us can't hide our bodily functions. I've had to take laxatives because my colon doesn't work the way it's supposed to and when someone notices that you had salad for dinner and are now taking Miralax they're going to say something and you have to explain that…

Jenny...can I call you Jenny?...You've made my day. I just want you to know that.

I went straight to my OB to get the incision fixed and they put me on anti-biotics. (and actually had home health come for about a week to change the dressing). My husband was still on chemo at the time, so I believe he got an infusion at his session that day. And we obviously through out all of our bedding. Good…

Coming from the medical field all I can think is OH GOD OH GOD INFECTIONS. I assume your providers put you both on some kind antibiotic regimen immediately following.

I'm so sorry that something that couldn't be helped offends your delicate sensibilities. I will make sure not to get anything on your pearls while you clutch them.

She was sobbing when she told us; we all were. There were two other women present when she told us. She and her husband had only been married for only a year and desperately wanted a baby. They were around 25 years old. Not too long after she became pregnant with twins and delivered two boys with no complications.

Ugh. Did you have a reversal? My husband tried, but it didn't take. He just feels so much better with the bag that it's all worth it. I didn't even think about it anyway, I'm just glad he's alive and cancer free.

That is some serious true love. Sorry for your loss, and physical and emotional pain. But your husband, he is a keeper!

I've also had an ileostomy and have had severe ulcerative colitis for the last seven years. Some people just don't have the luxury of hiding there bodily functions and fluids from there very wonderful and understanding significant others. As sexy as constant explosive and painful diarrhea has been for me ages 18-25. I…

That happened to me and my husband. We weren't hiding poops at that point, but this was a whole new level of intimacy and gross rolled into one. It took two days and a hospital trip to end that madness and it was the most horrific pain I've ever been in. He held me, on the toilet, the whole time. He's a gem.

No, don't feel badly for laughing. We totally laugh about it too. Now. :)

Wow. So in relationship terms, you guys are Navy SEALS.

I'm sorry I am laughing, because that sounds absolutely awful, but BEAT THAT NERDS is the best ending ever. Can't help you with the face bra question. No idea.

Due to many years of living alone/sharing a bathroom with a cat, I've long had a habit for peeing with the door open. I am pretty sure my boyfriend walked in on me peeing after only like, a week or two. We were still having a conversation and I just needed a quick piss....anyway, he didn't seem even remotely phased…

At first I thought I would never, but I heard a friend tell of when her husband held her hair and her hand when she miscarried in the toilet. Apparently this was an hours-long process and she was in agony, because it passed before she could take the pain pills. Since then, I think that's true love right there.

Wait, wait spanx are more embarrassing than period stained underwear? I'd downgrade spanx to 4 or possibly 5! Everyone wears spanx these days!

JUNIOR HIGH POETRY IS NEVER OKAY.

Funny - I feel the same about face bras.