giant snakes can open doors? now THIS is terrifying.

Oh. My. God. I'm going to have nightmares for months after seeing that! Every door will be locked now! Aargh!!

Actually my favorite is when he's swinging open the door he looks around like "I hope no one is filming me doing this".

Motherfucker.

That...was amazeballs.

Cats don't generally care about going THROUGH doors. They're just incredibly offended whenever one is closed.

I love this. I kind of feel bad for the snake, though — wouldn't it hurt (if not rupture something) to smack down on the hard floor after opening the door? I hope he's OK. They should get thick carpeting.

Also can we talk about that creep training giant snakes to open doors and congratulating them with a "Good job." when they succeed? No? Ok.

Aaaaaaaah why did you post this? How am I supposed to sleep tonight? *_* I thought this was cute and cat related, now I can't unsee that and feel safe ever again. EVER. Thanks.

That's why I want to leave this midwestern city that is not Chicago. Growing up in a big city, I am accustomed to dealing with middle class white people who have experience with diversity.

"Why is there a giant snake in the comments of a squee video?"

I seriously just yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK?" and scared my dog. Why is there a giant snake in the comments of a squee video? And what the hell is up with that "Good job" at the end of the video? What are that woman and snake planning? Now I have to go lock all the doors. The knowledge that it is too cold outside here for…

The moment that epitomizes cat behavior is that once he gets the door open, he has no pressing desire to actually leave the room. The dog trots out immediately and the cat sits there, admiring his own evil genius.

Nope, this is still better:

What the hell? I'm glad you dropped your friend. Also, one thing that I have learned in growing up is that a lot of men are attracted to confident women.

Have you seen Bachelorette? In the scene were Kirsten Dunst's character had the massive spray about how she's the one who's obeyed society's rules to be thin and successful and beautiful and make it look effortless so she deserves the happy ending, not Rebel Wilson who is fat and the the fat girl doesn't deserve the…

Back in my dating days, I had two different "friends" make comments justifying why guys might prefer me to them. The first one, who was, admittedly, prettier than me and always dressed to impress, actually left me in a bar with no ride home because the guy she was interested in asked me to dance and then asked me…

Aren't you anxious about how being educated in such a homogenous environment might affect your kid, though? I want the best education for my children, but I get nervous about isolating my child from other kids who tend to be representative of a tiny subset of our country's racial/economic makeup. Even if the school…

You are correct about it being a part of fat shaming. My friend had just lost a lot of weight & it bothered her that I didn't go on a crazy diet but still had plenty of men interested in me. Her comments were partly designed to make me feel like shit about myself for being fatter than her and partly designed to make…