San Francisco female here that is giving you a straight Hi-Five!

Awesome! I'll clear off the couch.

Moving to LA area next summer! Make room!

Woo hoo! Everyone gets all up in arms about home prices here and just the general cost of living and I constantly hear "Do you even KNOW how big of a house you could get in the Midwest/South/North with that money?"

I agree. I have to fault whomever was tailoring that dress. Nothing looks like it's been altered properly to fit her.

Head west, young commenter. California always makes room for those who follow the light.

Yeah, he only saved his mom's life.

And where is this utopia? I need a new destination.

I illustrated a map of the US by governor's party with this data. It's interesting. God help me if I got a state wrong, now I'm paranoid. Haha.

I enjoy living in a state that's actually expanding women's access to reproductive health care; which is making it easier for people to vote with online registration and, very soon, same-day registration; and which is populated by people who realize that if we want nice things like schools and paved roads then we need…

^^^Winner, winner, chicken dinner! Best reply of the day. I wish I had a cookie to give you. Or a BLT.

Oh Burt, Texas did hit the books... it's just that the Board of Education deleted all non-Christian materials. They were unprepared but not for lack of trying.

Oh Texas. You got an F? Did you even study this time? You said you promised you would really hit the books and try. I am very disappointed in you right now. You need to go to your room and think about this for a little while.

Cali #4! Yup, we pay a shit ton of taxes, but at least women are still (mostly) people here. Pinko liberal states FTW!

That sounds like a nice fairy tale, but Al's character was a creepy bastard who filmed underprivileged children being raped and probably sold/distributed those tapes. I don't think he wanted to marry Robin, I think he was a manipulative guy who was trying to mess with her head to keep her from getting further in the…

legit just about to post this.

I would not date him in a box, I would not date him as a fox.

C'mon now, it sounds like Patrick's just an introvert who suffers from bitchy resting face. Cut him some slack!

This is so precisely a proportionate response for a shitty breakup. Not too over-the-line, not too obsessive, not too life-ruiningly cruel: just perfect.