I guess that new megadork hair style didn't work out so well.

The worst thing about a canceled Morrissey show is missing out on the satisfaction of not going.

Only because current footage of Ms. Winehouse is hard to get and kinda icky.

Perhaps he can go Dutch with John Cusack?

“Um, hey Mr. Smith uh, you don’t know me but I’m trying to make a movie about when you shot Clerks and I was wondering if maybe you could like help out somehow.”