“Mr. President, they’re saying you’re getting emoluments.”

Sounds familiar...”when the president does it,that means it’s not illegal.” 

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Mueller’s just biding his time at this point. I can’t believe he doesn’t have enough to bury this fuck.

I thought we’d agreed to never speak of that film again…

Supercut it!

Only one man gets to say he is the law!

In my head I keep replacing the word “emoluments” with “immolation” and then I get my hopes up thinking he’s going to set himself on fire. 

I saw this on Twitter:

I think we can all agree that while they’re a nice family, the Santa Clauses are better known.

Oh damn it.

Not half as obscure as the law covering the President’s skincare regime; the Emollients Clauses.

“president” he means “man who is above the law.”

The Emoluments Clauses are not obscure.

The folders that where so half-assed that when SNL did their parody they couldn’t even go through with making it look that bad because the prop department actually takes it’s job seriously? I remember that. 

Seriously. He has no business speaking for the nation if every statement needs to be “clarified” by Suckabee.

I have all the words, the best words. Really folks, my words are so much the best, you get sick of all the winning words. You’ll get tired of my winning words, trust me.

“I have a no-conflict situation because I’m president,”

Remember the stacks of paper and folders?  That was rich.

Grab him by the emoluments, I say.

The Justice Department, which is reviewing the decision and may appeal, released a statement saying, “We continue to maintain that this case should be dismissed.”