Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

Maybe the title should be ‘Don’t stack your damn plates like an asshole’.

A lot of chain restaurants give you a shit ton of plates, though, and a itty bitty table for multiple people. One time I ordered an entree that arrived on three separate dishes and when I asked for a side of some kind of dressing, that came on yet ANOTHER plate. I genuinely thought stacking was helpful, so it’s good…

Do you think what’s on Deadspin now is any better? I remember the days when they were out there breaking the Manti Te’o story and letting us all see Brett Favre’s dick. Deadspin legit broke (semi) big stories. All it does now is just shit on everything. Sad really.

It is quite the obsession. Also, Simmons was a bigger name than Jonah Keri before Grantland, and continues to be, and the notion that Keri therefore did more for Grantland than vice-versa (I had never heard of him) is pretty laughable. I mean, I wouldn’t pick a fight over it, but there is the statement, the kind of…

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

that’s just what they sent me in the original email for the board thats sitting right in front of me which makes me a primary source, they hadn’t had a blog post yet & I most certainly wasn’t awake at 1am PST to check :)

Is there a way for Google Home to let me know where my daughter lost her stuffed animal that she keeps losing right before bed?

Well, we know who treats their hosts with disdain and hostility.

Have you tried going to Google Maps to your house and doing the “report a problem”, and typing in about how your number and stuff doesn’t show up? Previously I’ve fixed the location of my old house (it used to show it down the street further), and I’ve added in new and modified streets (due to construction), blurred…

I find digital alarm clocks are too bright to keep near my bedside so instead I dim my phone and then using an app that makes it look like a digital alarm clock.

What the hell does sleeping faster or better have to do with using your phone as an alarm? Both of those points boiled down to, “I have no self control and can’t resist looking at my phone before going to bed / can’t resist waking up in the middle of the night to look at my phone.” For those of us that have no problem…

Anecdotes != data.

Sorry, if its not an Amoroso’s roll, it’s not a Wawa sandwich. And I think it’s probably tough to get fresh Amoroso’s too far out of the tri-state area.

Don't do it, can you trust someone who dips Doritos in salsa?

Looks like its still there, for $30...

Looks like its still there, for $30...

It’s live again... Weird that. May as well spring for one while it’s live?

It’s live again... Weird that. May as well spring for one while it’s live?

not trying to be too negative here, but from my experience in going to a national park on a free day, if you were planning to go to a peaceful picturesque get away to see nature, you may want to plan ahead and know where the least popular parts of the park are.

I learned the hard way that a baking sheet doesn’t quite cut it with a spatchcocked bird; it doesn’t have the capacity for the drippings, when then proceed to make a mess...

and then find your oven manual, because cooking a large turkey on a small sheet is going to necessitate a cleaning cycle. And possibly a mop, if you have to transfer. My kitchen needs a roasting pan. And they aren’t expensive (well, ANYthing can be if you buy the expensive ones...but they are available cheaply)