So two girls were afraid that their mother was dying and, while rushing her to hospital, had to contend with the extra stress of almost being killed by Officer Moron. Excellent.

Cops love this one weird trick!  Resort to lethal force every chance you get.

WTAF?!?!

They may be more annoying than the manbaby himself. Someone tell those folks no matter how much they suck his baby dick in comment threads, he ain’t coming over to return the favor.

Have you considered the possibility that he is not very smart?

He doesn’t own it. He famously stopped paying the rent.

Yeah, that’s been bugging me too. A bidet for rockets would squirt the rocket, which would be a very bad idea. I’m assuming he or someone in his immediate orbit thought of some potty humor about the whole thing and he was compelled to share it with the world.

Not all of it. Huge quantities of water will be dumped before the engines even light (because you have to start the water before you light the fire in order for the suppression system to be effective), and a considerable amount of water will continue to flow after the rocket has lifted off since you don’t want it to…

The attention whore paid $44 billion for Twitter so he could attention whore to his little hearts delight. Twitter now worth only $15 billion. So basically Elon just paid $29 billion for attention... sounds really desperate to me!

Seriously, this is my reaction every time I see his name in a headline:

I saw a bunch of ass-kissing blue checks in Elon’s replies congratulating him for this stunt. One guy praised Elon for his “rebellious spirit” and “sticking it to the man and those snooty coastal elites”.

Ideally the US GOV would just stop having any contracts with him at all 

On the other hand, no one would’ve expected Texas to have an environmental regulator, so who’d bother looking for one?

I keep waiting for him to cut an X on his forehead because he's been "X'ed out of society".

Musk continues to show why he should be removed from every company that he heads.

There isn’t even room on the site for the runoff pools that would be required to comply.

Agreed, this is the first time I have ever wanted to spend money on a keyboard. That Classic NES theme is amazing. But lack of a 10-key is a hard pass.

LOL, yes the lack of a numpad on most mechanicals is a shame.  I can’t explain why, I mean I have never been in a situation where I NEEDED that extra 3 or 3.5" of space. Heck I can’t touch type, very well, but I can blindly bang out shit on a numpad.

I mean, screw job requirements. Sometimes I do WILD AND CRAZY things with the numpad like doing my freaking taxes. Or paying bills. Things that a numpad makes wayyy more convenient.

Seriously, I have no idea why anyone can manage without the numpad.