I don’t think seeing a marriage counselor is a poor decision. They are both young and seem to want to learn good habits and unlearn bad habits w/r/t relationships. I think the evangelical Christian thing is far weirder than seeing a marriage counselor, but I’m firmly agnostic, so...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I love the idea of an omnipotent being worrying about Justin Bieber’s boner and subsequent feelings. Really, bless his heart. 

I don’t even like Bieber but what’s wrong with him wanting his marriage works?

Not sure about the level of snark dedicated to the part about the struggles of a newer marriage and being newlyweds. If you didn’t live with your spouse before getting married, the first year is a legit shitshow of “why do you wash your dishes likes this” and “if you breathe this loud one more time while watching True…

I’m not sure if it’s the styling (her sophisticated outfit paired with his shirtlessness and tattoos) but that photo looks like a nephew being cradled weirdly by his more adult aunt.

Just FYI, Carbon is famed longtime GMG troll tomatoface’s newest account. 

Pretty sure that’s the tomato troll.

Let’s not confuse and cheapen the issue by making it about race.

Sometimes the courage it takes to admit you fucked up outweighs the actual fuck up.

This discussion doesn’t get enough attention. It always amazes me when I hear that such-ahd-such airline is reconfiguring its seats to add MORE. At some point, it is ridiculous.

I know it’s received some attention but there needs to be more. If the government needs to step in, so be it. But at some point there need to…

If she doesn’t like it, she can pay more to sit up front, or if she wants to go cheaper, I hear there’s plenty of elbow room on Greyhound. Nobody forced her into this seat.

I think that woman would be triggered by absolutely anything. This has nothing to do with the size of the seats and everything to do with her being an abusive garbage person who moves through life looking for any opportunity to degrade other people while feeling self-righteously aggrieved.

The party at fault here is United Airlines. Their 757s are configured to squeeze 6 passengers per row (3 -aisle- 3), when they really should fit 5 (2 -aisle- 3) - and now they’re cutting legroom by adding three rows. Everyone, fat or skinny, short or tall or anything in between is miserable, and moving millions of…

The dismissal of the ACA from the Splinter-left is one of the clearest signs of their political ignorance. Both of the benefits of the program, and the political reality that made it the best option that could be passed.

Like the Affordable Care Act before it, the public option would preserve the rotten system that leads to this.

Im interested in every puppy interview

See, now, this is the kind of hard-hitting, behind-the-scenes reporting that I expect and love from Deadspin! Kudos to you, Dan, for serving out this tough assignment.

NCAA exploits free labor for advertising revenue: Bad

I literally almost didn’t know who she was when the camera first cut to her, and then I heard the voice, and was even more confused. lol I was like “Who is this woman doing an impression of Megan Mullaly.”

She looks like a Disney queen.