I wish there was a condition that stopped me from being able to read men’s comments on mainstream news websites. 

Cameron Diaz? In 1998? *SPFFFFFT*

Don’t romanticize this too much. There’s a big chance she can still hear Jared Kushner’s voice. 

I got shingles in my ear a few years ago, and that fucked with my ability to hear lower sound registers. It make music sound weird but did not, unfortunately, block out the yammering of man. Quel dommage.

I’m sorry, how do I sign up for this condition? 

There is no doubt in my mind Vallelonga’s father didn’t have a special relationship with Don Shirley. I think his father came home and regaled the family with stories about that uppity nigger he drove around the south. White people love when they are the heroes of stories about black people. 

Plus he was only 14 at the time.

Nah, she only wants to be an advocate for white victims. Lots of white feminists only want to advocate for people that look like them. 

Lady gaga especially since she wants to be a voice for victims.

It’s nice of him to acknowledge the obvious and apologize. If anyone thinks that R. Kelly would be waking around free if he was assaulting Britney, Megan and Ashley from Winnetka and Wilmette, then I’ve got a bridge to sell you. Waiting to hear from Jay-Z, Lady Gaga, Lil Kim, etc. who were all happy to work with him…

There was a fuck-wit on CNN last night saying that trump is the only one making any attempts to compromise and that Pelosi and Schumer won’t come to the table. This is how they’re spinning it. Because Pelosi has (at least for now) ruled out any wall funding, the GOP is using that as evidence that it is the Dems who…

Get thee to Redbox.  A Simple Favor is excellent. 

Because it’s amazing.

...was enough to make me shrug “fair enough,” and like a movie I probably would have criticized a couple of years ago.

I can almost hear Fox News’ take on this: “Up next: The left’s war on men escalates with an attack on manly balding scalps.”

Thank you for so perfectly summing up that fucking year.

The only way to get white women to vote for reproductive rights.

I may be mixing Ben Stiller metaphors but you never go full Zoolander.

well relationships are hard when one has a monkey on their back..

Photo 5 may have the look of a mother dragging a stubborn toddler but photo 10... is just...