-Katy Perry is actually Jon Benet Ramsey

Oh I just got a little tingle at the Supernatural one. Throw in Misha and who knows what will happen.

I read “Supernatural” and my brain said “Psych” (the TV show) and I found that a really funny conspiracy theory

What if it’s Avril Lavigne’s clone running Lea Michelle’s social media?

I love the Katy Perry is Jon Benet Ramsey conspiracy theory. It makes me happy to think that Jon Benet wasn’t murdered and Katy Perry has a more dark and secret past than being a preacher’s kid.

Her silence speaks volumes. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE, LEA?

Follow me down further down the rabbit hole: can we really even be sure that Lea is not actually a Deep State planted Illuminati Mole Person wearing a Lea Michele skin suit? I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS HERE!

I never ever thought that Chris Evans would do it for me, yet, here we are. March 23, 2018: the day Ms. Chanandler Bong got hot from reading a quote by vanilla ice cream cake, Chris Evans.

You mean because he’s spoken publicly about his childhood diagnosis of dyslexia?

I thought this whole thing was dumb until the Unsolved Mysteries gif and now I am 100% onboard.

I’ll take it a step further. How do we even KNOW that Lea actually is aware that others suspect she is illiterate? Her assistants may be shielding her from the truth by telling her those tweets about her illiteracy are really petitions for Scream Queens Season 3. Because she can’t know other wise. She could actually…

My favorite part is when they claim that when she was in Les Mis she was too young to learn/know how to read. She was 9. 3rd/4th grade age. Definitely old enough.

hey you said it not me

This is beautiful

He just keeps getting more perfect! I cannot handle it!!

Or, she could have had an assistant write that tweet. <adjusts tinfoil hat>

“The hardest thing to reconcile is that just because you have good intentions, doesn’t mean it’s your time to have a voice,” he said.

“Mr. O’Reilly has never mentioned Dhue, and any attention she has received has been the result of her own actions. Mr. O’Reilly will defend himself in court fully and aggressively against all unfounded, opportunistic claims, and he will seek all appropriate legal remedies as well.”

May he and all of his douchenugget ilk rot in hell, but not before they are fully disgraced and taken for every penny they have. This man does not possess a single ounce of remorse or ability to self reflect.

But why, Lea??