Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

I didn’t know I needed this til you said something... with pics of you and Styles in matching Twain-inspired outfits.

It is, but none of the other signs of a natural gas leak are present. Still, I may pick up a natural gas detector to make sure, thanks!

Buy some sage and burn out the place while your kids are at school (if they see you do it they’ll be more freaked out). I definitely believe in ghosts/ bad energy and the sage will help

I just don’t understand those estates. Like what are the odds she’s even been in every room? What is every room for? Why do I have to walk halfway across the house to get to my en suite bathroom? It’s all just so damn wasteful and unnecessary.

Is your heating natural gas? I’d check for a leak, if so. Ghost hallucinations are a common side effect of natural gas poisoning.

This isn’t quite what she’s saying, but creatively speaking, near-disastrous tanking has been really good for my work. Not because I can then “relate,” or whatever she’s going on about, to the plebs, but because hanging on to old ideas or methodologies was creating increasingly stale work but I was too chickenshit to…

I hope you have an update for us at this year’s scary story contest!

Now I don’t know whether I hope nothing else scary happens to you, or whether I do, so you can share it in Jez’ scary story contest! :)

I am a normally reasonable person who can’t be bothered to worry about ghosts and shit, and I recently moved into a really old house. My kids immediately started talking about it being haunted (it’s old and drafty and creaky and has a bunch of weird old-house-style features that freak them out) and my daughter even…

An almost correct analysis of the real estate purchase. Taylor Swift’s song, “Haunted,” appears to be about an ex. Rather than confound the exes with strange passageways and doors to nowhere, Taylor would be much more inclined to trap the ghosts with her labyrinthine architecture. Let’s look at the textual evidence:

I guess maybe it was a matter of being put on the spot or something, but yeah, that was a very bizarre way of teaching a lesson. You say, “sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, but you try your best either way and congratulate the other team for doing the same.” But saying that you let the other team win is super…

Look, I’m sure I’m just wrong about this because I don’t “get” the sport fandom, but why the fuck are your kids so broken up about the loss? It’s a game, there will be a winner and a loser, and it doesn’t have to be a big dramatic deal, and you shouldn’t have to hold your family’s dignity together with the patronizing…

Giselle, that is so dumb logic to use with a kid. Why wouldn’t she have said, ‘daddy played hard but sometimes another team plays a little harder’? Also why is this information public? How does what you say to a kid become public info?

You have to let someone else win sometimes. Sometimes you have to let other people win.

The Revolution or other Prince collaborators should have kicked off the entire set, then transitioned to Justin’s performance. It’s weird to see a guy that talked shit about Prince paying tribute to him.

If anything it just reminded everyone of how weak and pathetic the “show” they were watching was compared to the divine spectacle that was Prince’s halftime show, which also made much better use of a big ol’ sheet.

Yeah, I saw professional journalists claim that Justin was in a lose-lose situation.

I saw JT in concert shortly after his first album came out, and it was fun and electric. The half-time show was visually muddy and weirdly seemed to drag for everything happening in it.

I knew this was going to be the takeaway here weeks ago when they started writing articles about how bad he would be/is. I’m only surprised to see that I agree with Rich on this one since I’ve been a fan of JT in the past.
That performance was weak af