omg is that what happens in rules of attraction... 

I have seen arguments that she was getting the short-end of the stick in the press, and I was taking the possibility into account, but she is just making it harder for herself with stuff like this. 

Considering her dad and Dolly Parton connections I’m gonna give her a pass on the country thing, but amen to all the other stuff.

And Johnny Depp has a history of violence. When did he get arrested for trashing the Mark in NYC? It was after a fight with Kate Moss so it must have been the early -mid 90s?

They are custom-made designer outfits by Alexander McQueen, Gucci, Saint-Laurent, etc... so they have value outside of the Harry Styles fandom of “deranged teenagers” as you so soberly put it. Already one of the designs he wore has been exhibited in the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston.

I have zero idea what J Balvin is contributing to La Cancion. The Bad Bunny parts are soooo much better lyrically. Still, I love the song. Love the trumpet, the simple, early “underground” style beat... 

I was hoping someone had posted this, because it was AMAZING. 

I saw him once, and thought he was just some average-looking random guy. Then he smiled at me (ok, at my dog, and then looked up at me while still smiling) and reader, he was angelically beautiful. I was stunned. It was only afterwards that I realized it was the kid from Twilight.

I thought the good boys she was praising were dogs, and was like “stopped clock, etc.” 

POPOZAO!!!! oh my god this takes me back

THE HAT TRICK WAS COMPLETED AND I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE OMG

I remember hoping for Gwyneth Paltrow to appear in a Melissa Etheridge video to complete the hat trick of Brad Pitt girlfriends/wives in her videos, but nope.

I think it’s been back online for a couple of months and they’re relaunching the print edition this month. It has four covers: one is Harry, another is Dua Lipa, and I think maybe Rosalia is another? Anyway, good to see it’s back! 

YES HE IS ATTRACTIVE. NO I WILL NOT BE TAKING FURTHER QUESTIONS AT THIS TIME.

I do not love this haircut. I’m willing to wait until he styles it though, because this is just a picture he took with a fan while on vacation. But apparently he was wearing white lace shorts and no one took a full body photo? COME ON PEOPLE. Sigh.

it will stop itself, don’t worry. 

Madam, you must be mistaken. This is not Harry Styles. This is my lovely wife Ophelia. Our courtship was short, but our honeymoon will last forever.

I assume you can’t post any of the Rolling Stone pictures because... they are nice...

It’s been a minute, Kevin Bacon picked him to play him in a movie of his life last year...

This is where I am at.