I know eventually it’s going to come down to “come on, Nancy, just let the toddler have his toy. You’re the adult and we’re all tired of his tantrum.”

At what point will they decide that it’s the Democrats’ fault for not just giving into Trump?

I like this reading of Mary Queen of Scots. In the end, neither wins because women cannot win in a world made by men. So while Elizabeth retains her throne and head, it’s only through giving up certain things that she otherwise might have enjoyed, including, inexplicably, having sex with Joe Alwyn (who is pretty but…

If it gets out that socialism gives you beautiful shiny hair and bangs that actually look cute, the GOP is OVER forever. 

oh biebs. we really messed you the fuck up, didn’t we. 

Please keep the blessed name of coquito out of this narrative. Thank you.

I’m sorry to hear about Barkley. What a sweet face. 

I listened to it ONCE because all my friends with kids kept talking about it and it ever since then it gets stuck in my head on the regular. That is some curse by an evil spirit, I swear. It’s not human-made.

“they make me nostalgic for Hinder...”

*whispers* i actually like entertainer

There was only one song that started off with the insanely horrible lyrics “sweet baby, our sex has meaning” but these songs are SO bad they beat it to make this list! Kudos for being garbage, Worst Songs of 2018!

People are sick of white dudes hosting things, so he wouldn’t be a great choice for the Oscars this year, but yeah late night show hosts usually have the kind of skillset that people look for in award show hosts too. (Though some have TANKED. Will never forget Dave Letterman’s terrible turn at the Oscars...)

I’m not a Brit, so my first exposure to James Corden was through the Broadway productions of History Boys and One Man Two Guvnors and I thought he was immensely talented. He was in talks to do A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum which I was very much looking forward to, but then the late show gig happened…

There were a lot of gowns in this style, so it didn’t feel super original, but she sure looked gorgeous in it. I MEAN HOT. Sorry. Hot.

Yes. I was just thinking that if she did send him a text, as he claims he wants, he’d be crying to the media about how she ONLY sent him a text. 

Oh my God that poor family. I can’t stop thinking about her mother. 

I’m living for Charlotte’s expression, and I agree with the Baby Bob Hoskins. Well spotted.

Can someone die of schadenfreude? Asking for me.

With considerably less charm, but YES. Absolutely.