Drake hun, we’ve ALL wanted to marry Rihanna. You’re not special.

Para el gusto se hicieron los colores, como decía mi abuela. 

Listen, I WANT to read and focus on the rest of your comment, but my brain is stuck on“he looks like one of the three leads in the original “9 to 5.”

I can’t wait until Timothee hits the Glitter Pussy Bow Blouse phase:

I’m just here to support your knowledge of my neighborhood hotel’s monthly rates.

no no no no no no no no 

What do you mean? They don’t sound anything alike?

I need those furry headphones!!! 

THIS WHOLE THREAD IS FUCKING AMAZING. ALL THESE COMMENTS ARE AMAZING. HOLY SHIT. 

UNHOLY FUCKING SHIT. Welp. Looks like I’m never going to Salem no way fuck that. 

MIA SLAPS.

Yeah, this might have been shot in Miami, but it definitely reminds me powerfully that back home in Puerto Rico I’m like, a 2. A lesser-known factor in immigration is moving to a place where you are considered less of a troll. 

Doesn’t sound like you speak Spanish. He’s a fantastic lyricist. Wittier by half than most English-speaking rappers. Also, he taught me “chambea, chambea pero no jala,” which has brought my emasculating game to new heights.

I bind you Azealia from doing harm- harm against other people and harm against yourself.

I love Bad Bunny. LOVE him. I first heard his music when a car out the window was playing one of his songs and I shazamed that fucker with a quickness. When my much cooler younger sister asked me months later “Have you heard of Bad Bunny?” I was able to say, MUCH to her shock, that “fuck yeah I know Bad Bunny. Soy…

Fran Drescher served lewk after lewk on that dang show and I for one don’t think people truly appreciated her enough.

Is this the same group now buying jade eggs? Or are those just you average basic bitches? I dunno. It’s so hard to keep all this straight...

I think at least the co-hosts are pointing in the right direction: I fully trust Lady Gaga to understand and pull off camp, and Harry Styles is not afraid to Go There either, if some of his tour outfits are anything to go by. (Not that he would wear his purple and gold sequined suit twice, I don’t think.) I’m very…

Mil gracias, Gatita de mi alma.