Ke$ha:Coldplay::DEVO:The Rolling Stones

Her urine's like Snapple
Made from the best stuff on Earth

If a mysterious track of unknown provenance by an MC Enron appears on Kazaa in the next six months, we will know that TIM DOG IS ALIVE.

Quite possibly the worst band I have heard. Puddle of Mudd comes close, but given the Durst association, I expected them to suck. Meanwhile, HP was indie/punk, meaning they were supposed to demonstrate almost immaculate quality control. But they didn't.

That will be Greta Gerwig's character in the next Wes Anderson joint.

Rembert Explains the 80s is merely cover for those young punks (I think Robert Mays, Molly Lambert, Rem, Emily Yoshida, maybe even Bill Barnwell (the baldness may be deceiving), et. al., are all 25 or under) to capture all the strategies of the conquering forces in Red Dawn.

Rick Reilly, Peter King, Bill Simmons, & Drew Magary are merely applying the Gene Simmons-Joey Ramone Theory: the next thing the same thing but it's generally a solid take so someone will buy it.

DL Ward Libel!!!

How come the AV Club's Official Hater (tm) from the Official Hating Zone was not dispatched to Cannes to review The Bling Ring? I mean, couldn't she have beaten that dead horse a bit more?

Wesley Willis was 100x the artist that anyone from Rocket from the Crypt is.

They spell "Disco Stu", don't they?

The Sandia National Laboratory… IN MY PANTS!

RE: "Coffee & TEEVEE"

RE: "Coffee & TEEVEE"

"Closing Time" by Semisonic because it was the last mass market single. Never again will we know a communal listening experience. The album is dead, radio is dying. We are 300 million people with 600 million iPods, no two iPods with the same song library. We can never be the same anymore.

"Closing Time" by Semisonic because it was the last mass market single. Never again will we know a communal listening experience. The album is dead, radio is dying. We are 300 million people with 600 million iPods, no two iPods with the same song library. We can never be the same anymore.