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I love using “team,” especially in work contexts.

Gentlefolk sounds silly but I use “friends.” Even if they’re not actually my friends.

As a (shitty) doctor once told me when I reported a patient’s high blood pressure reading: “He wouldn’t have high blood pressure if you didn’t insist on checking it.”

“Choooode.”