Thank you for writing this because I haven’t had the desire to since I heard the news. I was starting to think something was actually wrong with me.

How about the ladies just stop fucking Republicans?

“Even though the Whos were overseen by a grinch, they still showed their love for each other no matter what that old grinch said or did.”

This LAZBOY is just a tremendous chair, really, I have one and I have the best chairs, the most respected chairs. We’re having an affair.

It’s in the media village, so they clearly did their research and discovered zero is the number of condoms most reporters will need.

Calm the f**k down and improve you reading comprehension. I bet being anonymous and targeting woman is the only reason you are brave enough to show such manners you looser.

I have a feeling NBC is not going to report on the problems very much. They want shiny, happy, uplifting stories.

Hey, that’s not fair! If there’s one case where sitting around all day should be an advantage, it’s egg hatching!

People with longer attention spans?

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I’m not condoning racism. I’m just saying people grieve in their own way.

That’s why I pack all kinds of random shit under there, I tell everyone that it’s because I’m a slob, but really it’s so nobody can fit in there.

Finally someone has done the right thing.

Fans: We can do it!

Yep. That quote from the judge -

im relatively tall and my friends are ridiculously short, i never worked through getting accustomed to heels as a teen/young adult so now I’m just useless in them. plus i like comfort.

in new relationships i always try to be like. the cool girl. for as long as i can. but the truth always comes out eventually and I’m like, welp hope he loves me enough by now that he’ll deal w/ it!

Weak, insecure men will be the death of us all.

They’re called DIRTY PILLOWS!