You know what they call alternative science that works? They call it science. This is bullshit.

This is so convenient since I just got a 20% off of one item from Lovers in the mail. Any suggestions?

Yes! Our savior!

Dang, I wanted to see it too. Help us so we can mock it!

Hell, what about for kids whose parents can't afford braces? My parents didn't have health insurance for me I'm pretty sure the entire time I was growing up. I had a freaking CHASM between my two front teeth and was endlessly bullied for it. I would've LOVED to have had braces then. I got them as an adult and couldn't…