Ha! Guess he received at least one RSVP reading “Sorry, can’t make it. Couldn’t find a dress.”

Why would all of the celebrities coming to DC purchase their dresses in the city? I mean, most of them probably live in places like NYC and LA; wouldn’t they purchase their dresses in their hometowns, and then bring them to DC? Some many questions....

I’m sorry but I call bullshit. I don’t believe that you’re lying, but I do not believe that her husband didn’t know what he was doing. A nudge can be accidental, but actual penetration? No. Yes, you can have anal sex from the missionary position, but the comparative effort it takes to clear one hole versus the…

In high school, my older sister said something about sex and peeing and I was like “you know those are different holes, right?” She had no idea and didn’t believe Mel. I was 13, she was 17. I couldn’t believe she didn’t know her own body. I never realized how many people never take a minute to check out their own…

I’ve had anal sex, and I still don’t see any way you could just slip it in without my cooperation unless you were being seriously violent about it. So someone would have to be thrusting really hard for it to be feasible and even then, idk.

I’m just so mortified that I know I’m having nightmares tonight.

JESUS CHRIST.

My brother told me this story years ago and I’ve always had a ‘what - how can that happen’ reaction. So, my brother worked in upscale hotel security in Chicago and one night he and another guy were called to the honeymoon suite because of a panicked phone call. They get there and there’s a hysterical young woman…

ok, THANK YOU, because this is always my response—accidentally anal is impossible, because you have to really work at intentional anal (ok, I do, but I’m assuming I’m not alone). like you have to breathe and relax and get some lube and the one with the phallus that’s doing the inserting needs to be gentle and go…

I feel like those books of hilarious doctors’ stories are almost always made up? Sort of like how the “phenomenon” of a vagina clamping down on a dick and not letting it escape turned out to be a made-up story 19th century doctors told each other for lulz?

I almost threw my laptop across the office and clenched. NO THANK YOU.

Like fully right in here? I’ve def experienced a drunken whoops, but like the door was closed. Do I have an unusually tight anus?

Could be worse:

I regularly encourage people to read the FB comments on Al .com. If you do, you will see how low and disgusting Americans really are. When cases like this come up (in fact this actual story) on Al. com, you will regularly see people commenting things like “Should have just put a bullet in him to begin with..” etc. The…

Er, what possible benefit is there to stripping someone of their privileges for attempting suicide or self-harm? They’re already at rock bottom, wouldn’t removing what few comforts they have left just make things worse?

How do you define a "good" Sims player? Someone who does things in a way that is fun for you?

Your mistake is defining what a "good" Sims player is. Just because that's your preferred method of play doesn't make it in any way inherently superior to others. They're all valid ways to play the game.

I can't help but wonder now, though, would the Reaper react any differently to the death of a Sim it loved? You have the chance to find out now....