No it wasn’t “dismissive”. JFC. Read it again. And again, in case you’re still not getting it: “I’ve had very openly gay managers, and a current one dyes her hair black and blue and displays prominent tattoos. This reminds me of the breast-feeding debacle a while back, where one lone manager decided to be an asshole.…

Why the snark?

How does the child know it’s being mocked? Do you really think most 4 year-olds have instagram accounts?

I HATE adults who never outgrew that phase. In kids, that kind of pickiness is amusing and sometimes infuriating. In fucking adults it’s just unacceptable and I don’t care if this makes me a bitch but if you’re a grown up with the tastebuds and food sophistication of a 5 year-old, I will lose all respect for you.

The rate of false rape reporting is THE SAME as the statistics on false reporting for any other crime. Any. Other. Crime.

Why? This is a rock band, not a corporate workplace. And sorry to break it to you but not all drunks are created equal. Some people can function shitfaced, other people are fucking messes. The functional drunks shouldn’t have to stop drinking because one of them can’t handle their booze and breaks bones on stage.

There are degrees of drunkenness and types of drunkenness. Maybe she was a hot mess whereas the others were drunk but managed to get the job done without broken bones or shitty attitudes?

No that’s expensive for nyc. In midtown where I work the average seems to be 10-11$. In Brooklyn 8-10$

My gawd, you’re insufferable. It takes a lot for someone to be so self-righteous they stand out from the usual self-righteous jezebel comment but you just took the cake.

Of the “more than 100” workers that the Times talked to—many of them working with fake names on their nametags, scrubbing the feet of rich Manhattan women scrolling through iPads without ever speaking to them

Which is what I do. I live in Brooklyn, my local nail place charges 8$ for a manicure. I always give them 15 or 16$.

Why the hell is Jezebel wasting time writing about a couple of talentless little jerks that no one over the age of 15 listens to? Unless there’s a huge trek readership that I wasn’t aware of, or they're drumming up interest for the imminent launch of Teen Jez, I don't get it.

Mariah is amazing.

Her shoes are all pleather and give me blisters and she won’t stop making those horrific platforms with the tips that point upward. Her clothes are all cheap synthetics. I’m not a fan of her brand.

You can’t compare Jessica Simpson’s brand to Goopy and Blake Lively and now Reese Witherspoon. For one thing, their target markets couldn’t be more different. And nowhere does Reese claim her ugly overpriced shit is supposed to be affordable so I don’t understand why people are getting pissed off about the prices.

Why? I mean, sure, you could not do it but you aren’t under any obligation not to. You’re not under any obligation to follow the rules dictated by any religion, unless you yourself are a believer and a follower of said religion. I have premarital sex all the time, and a lot of other things that the Bible says will…

Oh I’m a total mess as well but then my OCD Virgo comes out for certain things, like that picture that I don’t ever want to see again as long as I live.

That’s ok. It’s just killing my Virgo/OCD sensibilities.

Please. When it the last time anyone on Jezebel accepted an apology and agreed to move on? That's right, NEVER.