I can’t believe this is the first time I’m seeing this take. Since I saw the release date on this was before Endgame I figured this had to be before Thanos shows up. Even before knowing The Snap would happen and who it would claim, there’s no way Peter Parker was gonna take a break in the middle of the Infinity Gauntle…

Re: The Rock blind spot. I heartily recommend The Rundown. It’s an enjoyable, 90-minute action comedy, made early in his acting career (before he was World’s Highest Paid Actor The Rock), and he’s pretty funny and charming in it (also before the whole world knew he’s pretty funny and charming).

I’ve lived in Texas for most of my life. I’ve probably lived at 10 or so different addresses and 4-5 congressional districts (I think I was redistricted by DeLay in 2003, but I’m not positive). In that time I have never not lived in a gerrymandered-to-hell district. Not just run-of-the-mill gerrymandered, like, “used…

Plus, both feature clairvoyant characters perceiving that the only way to win is to allow most of their team to die.

Glad to see every commenter on here comes from a state with no impediments to registering/voting AND states where races aren’t already decided based on the letter next to a candidate’s name.

So, comparing stats from the 95-96* season to stats from the 17-18 season, here are who SHOULD be the Monstars in this one:

Slowpoke Rodriguez. Discuss.

The Godfather the book has an entire C-plot about how big Sonny Corleone’s dick is and Jaws the book prominently features the mob and Hooper and Mrs. Brody having an affair. Pretty much every great film from the golden era of movies is lightyears better than the book it’s based on.

If Lombardi parlaying “knowing exactly how Belichick takes his coffee” into years of NFL employment AND a post-NFL media/writing career isn’t the American Dream, I don’t know what is.

I want her to divorce him so court-filed documents can reveal how broke Donald actually is.

I’ve always believed he’s suffering from severe arrested development and desperate to outgrow his father’s shadow. He got his start with daddy’s name and daddy’s money and he’s been desperate to prove his own worth since.

This Man’s Father is a Millionaire Who Should Be a Billionaire.

Having seen him live a handful of times, and knowing he has expressed an interest in signing with WWE, don’t sleep on Keith Lee as possibly the first black WWE champ. Dude is incredible.

-During the summer of 1998 I believe, it felt like Richard Hidalgo would homer every Astros game I managed to catch on TV.

I generally don’t binge, but I loved The Tick and was kind of left wanting more once I hit episode six. YMMV, but I thought this was a show that I would’ve binged the hell out of.

I get not wanting to seem like a homer, but you can’t hand-wave Randy Moss on this one. He belongs at or near the top of any ring-gifting discussion.

I mean, multiple conservative talking heads last night brought up Canada’s system as some kind of boogeyman we should be terrified of (apparently ya’ll love your system when you’re healthy, until you need healthcare, then you come running to the glorious free market system of the US of A. Who knew?!). It’s just a…

I cried at the end of the Wayans brothers joint “The Sixth Man” when (spoiler alert?) the dead brother goes to the afterlife and leaves Marlon Wayans behind. My sister cried at the first Pokemon Movie when (spoiler alert??) Ash gets turned to stone.

The show is piping hot trash, but the Entourage theme is a pretty good Jane’s Addiction song.

“My son already at his ass up twice.”